Monday, September 9, 2013

i would do it on newspaper and discard it in commercial dumpsters

i'm going to indulge this last remark for the benefit of any intelligent people who may come along later. some 2.5 billion people have no toilet. there was a moment for a few years that i was having trouble keeping a stable roof over my head and had to sleep outdoors. when there was no toilet available and i had to go, i would do it on newspaper and discard it in commercial dumpsters. this is actually a very common practice among people who live in non-conventional housing. they piss in bottles a lot, too. it is disgusting, and so am i.

never mind that dog owners are required by law to bag their dog waste and toss it in public receptacles, these stalwart defenders of middle class decency should appreciate people who go to the trouble of disposing their waste in the most sanitary way possible to them rather than just crapping behind their dumpsters and leaving it there, or getting their lives together enough to live in a home with a working toilet. i actually like pooping outdoors and still do it.

it pleases me to see a few people get angry with me and have ten times that number thank me for pissing them off.

this never happens except in my mind.

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