it's impossible for me to do the kinds of things those people are doing

go read deuteronomy six River Man. that's what judaism is about. the section called shema is on all true jews minds all the time. it's impossible for me to do the kinds of things those people are doing. i couldn't live with myself. good thing it doesn't say anything about sex with a teenager, because then i'd be in trouble lol

deuteronomy 8 is what they have in store for them when god comes home

according to tradition, several million people witnessed the miracles in sinai. moses wrote it down. it has been meticulously transcribed and the story retold around the passover seder table ever since. the fact that nothing has happened like it in thousands of years is irrelevant, i prefer to believe in fantasies.

i have good reason to believe that it's true because of my own inner visions that have been with me since before receiving any religious education. after receiving religious education, i went on to become a sexual predator and a hobo. take that as you will.