joke about a 28 year old man who finger-banged a teenage girl,

there's an old joke the guy had to carry his nuts around in a wheelbarrow but i can't remember how it went.

there's another joke about a 28 year old man who finger-banged a teenage girl, but i can't remember how that went either, although i'm pretty sure the punchline is "and she was in therapy for years trying to recover from being molested."

i went to grade school with someone who was a great grandmother by the time she was 50. she, her daughter and granddaughter all had children by the time they were 16.

i only have it second hand, but sabrina went to school at ucsb and graduated married at 22. she was born in 1969 so her child could have been 20 or 22 when the grandbaby was born. or i could be pulling that out of my ass and trying to cover myself because i know she was pretty fucked up by getting molested by me.